“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” ~Mel Brooks
Is it just us or does it seem that there are a lot more open sewers lately?
First, there’s that guy in Michigan who shot himself in the head trying to demonstrate to his girlfriend that guns aren’t that dangerous. As proof, he put each of his three (supposedly bullet-less) handguns to his head and pulled the triggers. The first two demos went OK. The third: BANG. (The girlfriend later said the man was drunk. Lesson: People probably shouldn’t play with guns when it turns out both of them are loaded.)
In other news, you may have read about the man in Iraq who blew up an entire class of suicide-bomber wannabes during a demonstration of how to use live explosives to kill unsuspecting people. That demonstration was, we guess…
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