If you look very carefully in most dictionaries, darling Listener, you shall see that the definition of ‘annoying’ is thus:
someone younger than you complaining that they are getting old
It will be interesting to see whether that has annoyed my listeners who are older than 29 or if
Oh ruddy heck, that was harsh. You could have just asked me to be quiet, Listeners-older-than-29. That would have sufficed.
It remains a fact that being 29 brings with it a plethora of factors that work together to result in us 29 year-olds feeling OLD. These factors are, in no particular order:
- Telling someone how old you are and receiving the following response accompanied by a playful shoulder nudge:
There is only one suitable reaction to this, and on behalf of all 29 year-olds the world over, I…
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